You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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