so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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