are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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