have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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