He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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