Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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