Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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