I'm jealous of your bromance
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
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The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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