We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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