So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
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Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I'm bleeding and have questions
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