Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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