Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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