Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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