who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
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I stole so many things from the ER last night.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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