You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
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you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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