im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
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You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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