His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Need sex. Gaining weight.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
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Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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