you guys were way drunker than both of me
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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