Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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