Got a toothbrush?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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