He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
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i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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