nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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