the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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