I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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