At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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