Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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