Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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