the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I fill condoms, not promises.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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