it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
ok first of all what the fuck
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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