Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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