the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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