I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
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You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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