in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
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Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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