Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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