come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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