Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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