i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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