When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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