brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
