i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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