Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I didn't notice because vodka
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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