well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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