You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
foreskin is a definite game changer
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
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God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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