are you still at the devil's house?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
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how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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