Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
