I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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