oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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