I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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