Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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