i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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