found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
These 25 Women First Experienced Sexual Harassment At A Shocking Age
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story