we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please