Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?