ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE