youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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