If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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