About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
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Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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