Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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