uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
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I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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