i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Randomize