your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
