Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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